Payton’s soulmate

Ash.

“Hey, who’s Payton’s soulmate?”
“Oh it’s Ash. Isn’t that obvious? They’re meant to be.”

by Hisokaswife March 8, 2021

Payton’s birthday month

June :) the whole month of June. (Birthday is in the 26th tho REMEMBER IT)

Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day

by Sadnap June 6, 2021

Peyton pink sock

After Superbowl 48, Peyton Maning had received a pink sock, which forms after hard un lubed anal rape when the organs pile out of the bloody asshole, the size of Missouri from the Seattle defense.

Dude, the superbowl is like a 40 point difference, look at that Peyton pink sock !

by hoffmandoe February 3, 2014

Peyton Manning Syndrome

1. Being very overated, having a great wideout and running back on your team, throwing while up by 40 points, and most importantly: losing games when it counts in the playoffs.

2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.

3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.

1. Peyton Manning.
2. Archie Manning.
3. And little Ely Manning.

by HerbieBrady May 17, 2005

Peyton B Selvaggio

the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.

Hey it's Peyton B Selvaggio, he looks tired. Did he sleep last night?

by credcarol6 January 4, 2023

Saucy Peyton

Saucy Peyton is incredibly saucy even though sometimes he won’t admit it. Ultimately the coolest bro you will meet. Often says bruh or bro and yo. Even through all that he still continues to act very humble towards his saucy ness.

Lexi- “have you seen Peyton?”
Rachel- “ugh I know he’s such a saucy Peyton”

by sarah_basic June 14, 2019

payton snyder

One of the best girls you'll ever meet

Payton Snyder is a very kind and loving person. She won't show that she cares but she really does.

by PoonDestroyer40 May 30, 2018