Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.

"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"

by Hugh Johnson September 21, 2005

underwear pretzel

The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.

You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!

by LN July 19, 2003

Pretzel cuddle

To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.

Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.

by VERUCKTER_MANN May 20, 2015

Bavarian pretzel

When a young lady seeks the company of three men. It requires unique bending, several sauces to dip multiple times, three holes and leaves a salty taste in your mouth.

The Bavarian pretzel we made last night was incredible

by Agmezb January 8, 2017

stanky pretzel

When you go down on a chick and find the smell of her vagina so abhorrent,, but she’s got you wrapped up in her legs like a pretzel.

Often leading to immediate withdraw of smell or tastes for weeks.

Man I have brushed and brushed my teeth but I can’t get the stanky pretzel smell out of my nose.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Petrellicest

Love of a romantic and/or sexual nature between members of the Petrelli family on NBC's TV show "Heroes". In fandom, Petrellicest fanfic often features a pairing like Nathan/Peter (who are brothers).

When Nathan leaned over and kissed Peter in the hospital, it was such a Petrellicest moment.

by eboniorchid April 2, 2007

Petrella

A sexy beast of a man. He is often seen with his foot up on a chair, showing off his amazing muscles. Petrellas are funny and nice. Many people dislike Petrellas because they are jealous.

Whoa, that dude's ripped! What a Petrella!

Man, Petrella's such a dick.
Pssh, no way, he's awesome. You're just jealous.

by Sometimes I do February 13, 2010