Dirty Perris

when a girl masturbates/ has sex so hard she farts and scares her partner away

“Damn man. I got a dirty perris last night, that bitch stunk.”

by donttouchmyboobs April 16, 2020

Burke-Perrin

A creature with an unnaturally small and crooked phallous. Often found in the over-grown red bushes of North London, Burke-Perrin's are very protective of their nature. They bond very well with snakes and dutch people. The Burke-Perrin's sense of smell is extraordinary, it can sense danger from a mile away. Unfortunately however, it cannot establish what a stranger female's sexual preference is. Its mating call sounds like a black man who has gone without chicken for five years.

Dude no.1: Did you see that mammal at Punk last night, it looked like the love child of Dylan Moran and that bloke from Amelie

Dude no.2: Oh yeah dude, it was such a Burke-Perrin

by Andre Villas-BoASSASSASSASSASS September 4, 2012

Greg Perkins

Greg Perkins is the whitest white rapper from Northern Vermont.

Yo son, Greg Perkins is the whitest white rapper from Northern Vermont.

by Helene Metzger July 16, 2008

Elias Perris

First meaning: A person who likes gay animals.

Second meaning: A person who thinks he is good at riding motorcycles.

Third meaning: A person who shares an intercourse with a kid named Tim Mcallister.

This guy is such an Elias Perris.

This guy is gayer than a Elias Perris

by Rofl321456theAwesomeMmman April 4, 2015

Anthony Perkins

Anthony Perkins, also known as 'Perk God,' is a local eccentric and community leader in the Keller Texas area.An individual clearly on the autism spectrum, Perkins stands out with his unique personality and interests.On top of his quirky behaviors, He frequently faces serious allegations of sexual misconduct involving minors. Notably, he can often be spotted breakdancing on the sidewalk, often during rush hour traffic, showcasing his bold and unconventional nature. Perkins fancies himself an aspiring rapper and country artist, though his lyrical content has been described by some as being repetitive and resembling the sounds of a dying animal. With a touch of mild narcissism, he continues to intrigue and bewilder those who encounter his presence.

Hey bro see that homeless guy dancing for spare change over there?

Nah man that's just Anthony Perkins

by FloridaMan1999 August 20, 2023

Alessandro Perrini

Alessandro Perrini is often seen in his natural habitat watching anime. Every 50 years he is seen coming out of his habitat, his return is something truly unremarkable, people will travel across nations to see his return as it is something that does not happen often. He is usually seen playing AdVenture Capitalist while listening to edgy music. He is known as "The two faced cunt" one of the most famous super villains of all time, he has been seen reading and not replying to Nicholas Emili, he is truly a two faced c*nt. He acts nice in person but is very two faced online.

Person 1: "Wait, is that a wild Alessandro Perrini? I haven't seen that man in years"
Person 2: "Nah it's just another edgy weaboo, That's not sandro"\

by Dolphin_____ June 3, 2018

Perrin

Perrin? Uh, the cutest blonde you'll ever meet. Not just cute.. But stunningly gorgeous. Every guy, no joke, wants her. She can't even step outside with out a million little bastards chasing her. She is, the it girl. She's amazing in everyway it's possible for one person to be amazing. She's unique, and quite francally, an angle. She looks at the world.. different than everyone else does. She's insanely forgiving.. And when she says she loves you, she means it with everything she has. She's pretty fucking amazing in bed too, just throwing that out there(; but to sum things up, I'll give you one word of advice. Don't loose your Perrin..it will be the biggest mistake of your life.

Guy 1: Bro did you see that new girl?
Guy 2: Oh, Perrin? Yeah she's a beauty isn't she..
Guy 1: Nah, not just a beauty. She is, breath taking.

by Thetruthneverlies November 1, 2013