non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.

Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

by germangirls May 12, 2018

perkish

A perkish is a creature who color changes when it feels perky and walks with a waddle and pussy stays on full throttle. Perkishes are known for hugging your leg when you least expect and they ALWAYS SNEAK UP ON YOU… “now you see it”. Perkish comes in many forms but always in our hormone monster form. Formd include, jaburkish, Leyirkish, imurkish don’t play with him he is always sawgged out and easily angered. His favorite brand is RAW RACKS! He HATESSS NXTUP! “booooo” 17+ tattoos and is a notorious Blucrip. And VERYYYY HANDSOME”

“Are you feeling perky today?”

“Thats one nice perkish”

by FATD***DADDDY April 6, 2023

Perfesh

short word in virgi lang meaning better than a professional.

That guy is fucking Perfesh. Perfesh, think professional.

by Victory101 August 5, 2012

Permishmagee

to plug or fill a hole

hunter enjoys it when Chris Permishmagee's his asswhole

by TourettezKIDS June 13, 2011

Pegfish

A Starfish with one leg

Patrick from Sponge Bob Square Pants who got all his arms and legs cut off except for one, he is now a Pegfish.

by Jeff-in-the-box November 2, 2011

Pervish

A rumored mythical village in the UK full of perverted old men. Quaint and friendly, this is a must-stop on any European road trip for single women.

The two widows traveled to Pervish to attend a dance in the village square.

by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 May 17, 2016

perishabullshit

noun - imaginary items that are supposedly in danger of being ruined or going bad quickly

I ran into Gregg in the parking lot when I was leaving the grocery store after picking up a few cleaning supplies, and had to make up some perishabullshit about ice cream melting in my grocery bag to get away from the dude.

by Jethro Skull September 14, 2018