Petrowcious

The act of deflecting work onto others in such a manner that it appears you’re excellent at delegating when in fact you’re really just excellent at avoiding anything resembling work or responsibility, all while maintaining a bi-polar lifestyle where one’s physical appearance of extended commune life is in direct conflict with a disturbingly organized, clean work environment.

Bubsy’s latest hissy fit about statistics is frankly nothing more than a petrowcious red herring.

by Furry Trout's Friend September 27, 2013

penrose steamer

When you hate your ex and shit on his porch.

Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.

by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016

Penrose Poppet

The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.

James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.

by Ephemily October 10, 2017

Penrod

Shoving a pen or writing utensil down your dick hole.

Guy 1- Ready to get fucked?

Guy 2- Instead of sex, how about we just Penrod eachother?

Guy 1- Um... OK?

by RandomBiGuy June 12, 2018

Penrockey

Penrockey is when you run really fast and cum at the same time.

Jon: Bro look at him, he is doing an penrockey.

by Impelo November 21, 2021

Penroom

A pen room is any kind of typical pen, meaning, ballpoint etc, with a mushroom in the ink cartridge due to rotting or decomposing.

Ugh, look at that penroom over there, must have rotted in the rain.

by user839292 January 24, 2024

penwow

when someone experiences a great loss to their pencil collection causing them to be in a state of shock and confusion.

Sally: "ugh. Penwow!!!"
Richard: "oh no!! you can take one of my pens instead."

by iamthebestmah123 April 22, 2025