Penman

A bloke with no missus that constantly dogs the boys and refuses to come out for a beer or two.

"Is connor coming out tonight?"

"Nah hes pulling a penman"

by Huddo69 May 16, 2016

peenmanship

The art of writing in the snow with the special, focused aim of pee. This skill is something you're either born with or not. Apparently practice will not help you.

caroline: can you write my name in the snow?
jaden: my friend can do it with his pee!
caroline: oh no.
jaden: its called peenmanship duh.

by badasscaroline007 January 3, 2019

peenmarine

when someone draws a peen on your shit and you draw a telescope and some water around it to make the balls look like a propeller and the shaft to look like a submarine.

wow look at Dave's physics binder, hes got peenmarine all over it, wat a chode gobbler

by d-kizzle for izzle December 9, 2008

Peenan

A term of affection, usually referring to something small. for example: a small dog.

When asking for a mini-bottle of liquor, Dave asked: "Give me a peenan."

by MikeMotharFuckin'D October 23, 2008

penmanship

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.

father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me. How do they expect to you, to, for example, sign a banking cheque?

daughter (crying): daddy, don't blame me. it's just a student-to parent

by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2013

penmanship

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.

father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.

by Uncle Dimma November 14, 2013

PeeMan

Pee on every mom. Is vey hot 🥵. Is Artur_ABD ‘s twin

Peeman is sooooo hot

by PeeMannishot October 21, 2020