Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by IanE May 29, 2008

Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich 

"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"

"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"

Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich by Koch Master June 20, 2009

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich 

An american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness

Dude1 : If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?

Dude2 : Idk...(thinking)... oh yeah, the peanut butter and jelly and lots of bread

Dude1 : F**k yeah! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich's for life!

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich by kadugan June 9, 2012

Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich 

When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.

When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.

Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich by Hass July 19, 2005

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.

He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich by thejakebush May 29, 2008

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich 

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her

my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich by riley peterson May 26, 2008

double peanut butter and jelly sandwich

A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.

Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.

double peanut butter and jelly sandwich by CHODES September 6, 2007