Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014

car payment girl

A woman who is a little short on money who will "do anything to be able to make her car payment this month." In other words, an amateur, part-time prostitute. They can be amazingly good or amazingly bad, and you can usually get a bargain price along with a GFE. Once you find a car payment girl, you'll want to keep track of her over a number of years.

Hey Art, you said you were horny and I know that Karen's rent is due. She is an awesome car payment girl, so call her up and tell her that you can help her with her rent this month in exchange for a BJ every day this week.

by ItsReallyMe1234 July 24, 2017

master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.

That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.

by Mark C. Mitchell January 2, 2008

Insert cash or select payment type

Use pin pad to complete transaction

I got P.T.S.D. form "Insert cash or select payment type"

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Take over payments

When a friend of yours is through with a girl because he's moving, moved on, or just needs something new, you take over sexual payments.

"So I'm not gonna hang out with Shaleena anymore man....time for you to take over payments"
"Sweet! I've always wanted to put it in her."

by top king November 3, 2008

easy payment

say what!!!!! since when was ANY payment fucking easy?? oh! easy, i get it...easy as trying to crack someones' crotch!! ie:sweating blood to buy time!!

jack made an easy payment with such ease that he was covered in bruises!!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

payment

This is one of the laws of social physics. When a man observes a couple and wants to have sex with the female, all the man has to do is simply fight the other male. If he wins, the female immediately forgets about her lover and is forced by nature to have sexual intercourse with this new man. The man will now receive his 'payment' for pulling off such a random and brave stunt. This was discovered when an unknown man witnessed Chuck Norris execute this act and tried to reenact it. Much to his surprise, it worked. This was one of the first laws of social physics ever to be discovered. This also works for women, however, the fight must take place in a kiddie pool filled with either mud or some other slippery substance.

Jim: Hey. I just beat the shit out of your boyfriend.

Sarah: Who? Nevermind. I don't care. Lets have sex!

Jim: Yes! Payment!

by Payment December 14, 2010