Parallel liar

Someone whose lies never meet up ( like parallel lines)

{insert African accent}
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars

by Chocolate swirl xxx November 9, 2017

23rd Parallel Axiom

The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.

Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.

by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020

Parallel

The alternate version of how your life is playing out. The negative to the positive.

When Machlis regresses each of them they find that though the mirror
image world may look the same on the surface, it is bubbling underneath
with malevolence and the very darkest of desires. Both Neil and Heather
soon become addicted to the danger and uninhibited nature of
the parallel and it rapidly takes its toll on them. We see the pivotal
moments of their romance played out in the parallel with very different and
very chilling outcomes.

by Launceston Elliot February 20, 2015

paywall

The techy part of a web system that makes you pay dosh to get to the goodies...

It's behind the NY Times paywall, alas, but here's some snippets (from www.oildrum.com 02-May-06)

by Jaymax May 13, 2006

parallel

Two lines that'll never intersect

Parallel line:

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by ArmoForEVA May 13, 2005

Parallel monogamy

The practice of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, with the goal of finding a monogamous life partner. It is more time efficient than serial monogamy.

She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.

by Raul Terra February 24, 2021

parallel park

when you are banging a girl so hard the bed slides across the room and rotates 45degrees

"Last night Jeff dominated her so good he parallel parked right next to the tv."

by tommy stizzle April 28, 2008