PAVEL

pavel

A nobody , who wants to find out stuff about you and use it against you...

A pavel is not to be trusted in any measure..

Adjv: A person with no sense of identity pretends to be of a different faith,he is really a good,muslim boy..in fact pavel is not even his real name..

PROBABLY HAS FIFTEEN KIDS AND AS MANY WIVES..

Lies on millionarie sites duping 40+ women into marriage ..

Scours myspace and bebo pages to find out everything about you and EVEN IMPERSONATES YOU..
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TRUST A PAVEL IN ANY MEASURE YOU ARE WRONG!!

*after all the shit and blatant lies he spread about chelsea when she invited him to chat in 05 (get over it bitch), she could have done more than calls this sand rat out*

PAVEL IS A LIAR,IN REAL LIFE (HE IS THE PIZZA DUDE HE BUNKS WITH 100 OF HIS COUSINS) IT IS NOT EVEN HIS REAL NAME,HE WILL TRY AND USE SHIT AGAINST YOU,DO NOT COMMIT TO EVEN THE SMALLEST ACT OF TRUST AROUND A PAVEL..

IF YOU SEE A PAVEL IN THE STREET AVOID IT , CHANGE DIRECTION OR DO SOMETHING UNPREDICTABLE..

DO NOT GIVE A PAVEL THE OPPURTUNITY..!

by ARMANDVORRT September 5, 2009

pavel

(noun) a cum bucket, generally seen in male russian bath houses, or male brothels.

the male russian both house is so grimey that it has two pavels.

by Russian male expert May 22, 2018

Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021

Pavel Phoom

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.

Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!

by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019

dirty pavel

When you knock a girl out with your iPad and proceed to stuff microchips into her vagina to turn her into a robot. You then fuck her ears and hack her.

Dude, she said she prefered Android so I gave her a dirty pavel.

by DezziBills May 14, 2015

pavel datsyuk

excellent hockey player for the detroit redwings. Hard shot and he dangles mother fuckers like no other. Known mostly for his triangle shaped head.

Kurt: Damn that pavel datsyuk has a triangle shaped head dude.
Joe: I know man but hes the shit.

by joseriviera October 26, 2006

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009