horizontal patty melt

it's when you order fish sandwich from McDonald's with extra tarter sauce then you go home put it between your mattress and have sex with it until you cum then eat it afterwards

Hey Brad I tried the horizontal patty melt last night it was great

by Detestedanimal July 18, 2017

kentucky patty melt

A sex act where one dips a piece of fried chicken in nacho cheese and inserts it into a woman's vagina.

She wanted something exotic, so I gave her the ol' Kentucky Patty Melt.

by Esteban Slapahoe March 14, 2018

patty meltdown

Having a meltdown while eating a burger.

Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.

by Beebum January 7, 2015

Patty-Mole

A mole on pale white skin that looks like the top part of a oatmeal cream pie.

I was hitting her from the back and I looked down and she had a patty-mole on her ass.

by TheCreatedOne22 January 6, 2017

alaskan patty melt

Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing

Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt

by G0M3R PYLE June 27, 2016

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Palm Coast Patty Melt

A female from the Palm Coast whos vagina resembles that of a patty melt.

Yo i tried going down on this girl from fuegos but when I got her home she had that Palm Coast Patty Melt

by Dipskygadoos February 15, 2017