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Parliament act 1313 

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head
Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off

Parliament 

When a guy take both his fist and rams them into a girls pussy and ass like pistons on an engine.
When she’s totally in the mood she calls out for the parliament.

Parliament 

When a guy takes his 2 fist going in and out of a girls ass and pussy but one goes in her ass then in her pussy one at a time and repeating it over and over
Bend over Bridgette in about to give you the parliament with my fist and you’re gonna love it
Parliament by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN February 29, 2024

Parliamentology

The study of parliaments using the same methods employed by Sovietologists during the Cold War—analyzing institutional rituals, power hierarchies, unwritten rules, factional dynamics, and the gap between official procedure and actual practice. Where Sovietology decoded the Kremlin’s opaque politics, parliamentology decodes legislative bodies: reading committee assignments as signals, tracking patronage networks, interpreting procedural maneuvers as power plays. It treats parliaments not as transparent arenas of debate but as closed systems where formal rules mask informal control. Parliamentology reveals that even “democratic” legislatures operate with their own internal Kremlin-like logics of deference, discipline, and hidden influence.
Example: “His parliamentology of the UK House of Commons analyzed how the seemingly chaotic ‘hear, hear’ chants actually served as a whip‑signaling system—Sovietology for Westminster.”
Parliamentology by Abzugal April 2, 2026

lower house of parliament 

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".
A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.