Pantaloons

Your wifes crunchy polka dotted crotchless bloomers....Or your husband's man panties..

Sara don't you think it's about time you wash your pantaloons, its been a coons age since them been washed they stiffer than my morning wood!

by Cinders and HEvil September 10, 2019

fiesta en mi pantalones

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

by tomboy.brainiac November 30, 2010

defacated pantaloons

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants

eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him

by sam \\\\\\\'eins\\\\\\\' lonsdale March 28, 2003

los tres pantalones

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

by mat April 22, 2005

pantalons

a more emphatic form of pants meaning rubbish or useless.

girl 1: this party is pants
girl 2: damnit this is pantalons

by kittycat July 6, 2004

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

Pantaloons

Pants or trousers that look like what pirates wore with boots or something

My mom wore pantaloons for Halloween ,she won the the scariest costume contest.

by Zeetee January 14, 2019