1-Sex, act thereof.

2-A god of sex.

3-Ass, act of getting thereof.
Fert: Did you here the sounds coming from the basement?

Mags: Yeah someone definitely got some paco in the recycling room.

Gavs:Paco.

Ads:Paco.

Poppa:Paco.

Haley:What the fert.
by Magnum McFert. March 31, 2008
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a gay ) guy from uraguay who likes to travel and sample lots of alcoholic bevarges along the way..likes other men to carry his shopping bags.. hopes to have a baby with his gay male partner , even though it is BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO POP TART A LIFE OUT OF YOUR ANUS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY!! so on this realisation he decides he is now bi / lesbian so he can mack on to an ususpecting naive female in the hope of getting her seriously duffed,as a result she may have faecel matter festering in her vagina because,he forgot TO MENTION HE IS IN FACT GAY AND LIVING A SECRET LIFE!!
really its just such a betrayal( nothing wrong with it, being gay or watever unless u lie about it)..
paco: hi i am from uraguay unsupecting female: ohh really blah blah blah.. everyone else: how the hell did she not get it?? ten months later she pops one out and gets a cracking std in the meantime..because he never mentioned there was another man in the relationship..
by SOCIALREALISATION April 15, 2009
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PACO is an acronym for: Paedophiles Against Coming Out..

These people because of this think they deserve some moral highground for this which is bullshit bcoz everyone can see thru the shit..
Founding Paco Member: Did u know mohammed was a peadophile??

other paco member: really so we can all take the moral highground??kewl!!
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really short;extremly retarted; REALLY slow; is NOT phsycic; can NOT read minds; wannabe cracker;

another name for a blow job
dude you're a paco!

dude i really want a paco..right now!
give me a paco!
get on your knees and give me a paco!
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When an undersized woman approaches you and grabs your privates while yelling "ARE YOU NERVOUS NOW!?" and then walks away
Example 1: Dude i was walking down the hall when charlie totally pacoed me.
by Metrocon Dancing Panda July 2, 2011
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the kid that no one likes and is really annoying and is really dirty...like REALLY DIRTY! if he has a dirt stache and a unibrow then he is definitely a paco. He also likes to do science projects about crayons and they drop his grade 25%. He may think hes a genius but in reality he is not. MUST BE MEXICAN
kid 1:"Hey paco, you need to shave that dirt off your face"
paco:"None of the teachers at school told me to"
kid 2:"Fuck you paco"
by notpaco June 2, 2010
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