the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse

Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves

by the guy who voicedthepacertest May 29, 2019

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!

“Carrrloooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Pacer

A torturous P.E. activity which involves running around with other morons to bad music.

Damn! We're doing the Pacer AGAIN?!

by Chickee July 6, 2005

Pacer Shuffle

A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.

Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.

by assblasterrr September 29, 2010

fifty pacer

a person that looks really skinny and hot from about 50 feet away, but not 5 feet away

that was the guy i thought wasfine as hell?!?!?

by elizabeth April 9, 2004

Fitness Gram Pacer test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Dude 1: The Fitness gram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
Dude 2: "Go commit die."

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am sngl October 8, 2018

Pacer Test

A P.E test where you get with 2 other people 2 of them check your almost death I mean mistakes and then you run in a "straight" line and hope you don't die in the middle of the court while you barely ran 5 laps.

The Gym Teacher: "The Pacer Test is about to begin kids!"

You: Might as well start digging my grave

by Blu • Berry • Boi March 19, 2019