Mexican Donkey Punch

The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!

Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.

Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!

Witness #1: Yo Quiero!

by The Silent One May 8, 2008

mexican kidney punch

The act of hitting some body so hard that your fist breaks their skin and you grab their kidney and pull it out.

Fuck, that kidney punch looked like it hurt!

by r3L4x September 30, 2003

Meat puppet throat punch

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.

My man just meat puppet throat punched me.

by Motel 6 7183 January 2, 2014

mexican cervix punch

when a mexican guy goes so deep into your vagina it hurts(usually while eating a taco)

that mexican cervix punch Juan gave me hurt like hell....but the taco was awesome!

by JP189512 May 11, 2014

Mexican Punch Burger

When someone takes a dump, shoves it in a taco of some sort, and slams it into a someone's ass. Used mainly for pranks or in some (odd) cases, pleasure.

"Damn, that guy just gave me a Mexican Punch Burger"

by Uupa99 June 8, 2009

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018