pumpernickel pump-off

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.

"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

Pumpernickel fuck sex position

The doggy style sex position but when yall are both mad at each other and still wanna fuck.

Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.

by SadCandy56 January 25, 2019

pumpernickel tickle

cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)

The barber gave Thomas a pumpernickel tickle last week.

by benthehen October 16, 2008

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020

Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

rambunctious pumpernickel

The act of putting a loaf of bread called "Pumpernickel" into ones ass ;using it as a homemade dildo excitedly.

I got horny and head nothing but a piece of bread so I rambunctious pumpernickel that bitch.

by Tasun Davie Baby Girl 123 May 9, 2023

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 17, 2019