Proud Stance

The adopting of a gallant standing position prior to completing a manly task.

There is only one thing left to do after fulfilling this oh so masculine act. Proud Stance.

by ShutUpMeg October 5, 2011

Proud Flesh

The amount of penis protruding from the top when it is grasped with two hands like a baseball bat

You should always date a girl with small hands because it gives you more proud flesh

by John Phelan February 9, 2006

Proud to be Fat

Overweight people that are too lazy to lose weight, so they eat away their lives and claim that they're happy to be overweight.

I'm proud to be fat because I'm not anorexic like everyone else that cares about themselves and exercises!

by Boo the Truth August 3, 2009

Proud Ford F-150 Owner

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.

My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

by mellowyellowbro October 28, 2019

Proud Boy

Among ranchers: a gelding that thinks he still has his balls.

Aw, look at that proud boy prancing around the lady cows as of he had anything to offer. Adorable.

by Jane Awesome October 16, 2022

Proud boys

This is what happens when a bunch of redneck wankers finally get the truck running long enough to leave the trailer park and drive around yelling names at anyone who doesn’t wear a MAGA hat and smell like beer piss.

Those proud boys were sure as hell surprised to find out that the 6’ 2” 275 lb power lifter didn’t like being called “libtard”.

by Goatrael July 15, 2018

Proud Of Ya

When a person fucks something up and you want to have fun on their behalf.

Tommy-Hey I tried really hard to get the pipe to stop leaking but it wont stop.

jim-Proud Of Ya where is the fucking leak numbnutts?

by troubledemon March 31, 2009