Premature Twejaculate

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.

Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.

by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014

Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B

Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(

by chaekirbz December 10, 2016

Premature unlockelation

Upon approaching a parked car the passenger attempts to open a locked car door before the driver's click on the remote device has had time to unlock the door. The result is the jamming of the door lock mechanism and much more time required to remedy the situation. It doesn't matter how many times it has happened....it WILL keep happening again.

My boyfriend is so anxious to get his sorry ass into my car that he had three episodes of premature unlockelation yesterday

by pelicanellie November 2, 2010

premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

premature efootballation

When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.

Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.

by 3irty6 December 29, 2009

premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.

Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.

by cccccchris January 2, 2014