That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
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forgetting what you're doing while you're doing it, or losing one's train of thought mid-sentence due to excessive marijuana consumption.
"I went to the store for rolling papers and completely forgot why I was there."
"Dude, you fell into a pothole..."
"Dude, you fell into a pothole..."
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Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o
An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.
**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.
Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o
An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.
**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.
Frank: This economy is a bitch, man. Can you believe I just got laid off last week?
Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.
Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.
Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.
Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.
Frank: You said it.
Sam: You sly devil, you.
Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.
Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.
Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.
Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.
Frank: You said it.
Sam: You sly devil, you.
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