plumber

A guy usually called 'Tony', who drives around in a very rusty van, and fits toilets and central heating.

Wife to husband: "Bloody hell. That Tony shure drinks a lot of tea!"

Husband to wife: "Yeah, but he's allowed to, cause the bog wont fit itself!"

by Big Tony December 5, 2003

plumber

A drummer or 'percussionist' who is not very good.

The first stage on the way to becoming a percussionist.

He's such a plumber, he can't even hardly keep a straight beat.

by The Vince December 1, 2003

plumber

plumb-er

some one who puts more than one plum up his or her ass.

by kieron conniff September 1, 2003

Plumber

Someone that plays with fecal matter because they weren't smart enough to become an electrician

The plumber came to unblock the shitter pipe outhouse

by Mustcookspark August 30, 2019

Plumber

Someone who scored against Tottenham

Omg that’s two goals for the plumber

by Gcl November 27, 2021

Plumber

A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.

Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.

by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022

Plumber

A derogatory term used to describe a white basketball player. The term Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball ability. The term was once invented to describe an era in the 50s where a basketball players minimum salary required them to work a second job to make ends meet. However the term plumber has since evolved/devolved to describe a white player in any era, including the modern NBA.

Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.

by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022