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Phone home

A ridiculous phrase Lil wayne screams in his new Cd Tha Carter III.
Phone home!
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home!
by Chris Martins July 2, 2008
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phone hog

1. Someone who you have never met, but while talking to them on the phone, you realize that they sound like a deranged hog.
COOL! I like stalking people too. (Fucking Wierdo)
by Unknown000 March 5, 2005
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E.T. Phone Home

Having your parents call during sex
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Girl: O well, let's keep fucking
by Coffeeeeeeee December 6, 2006
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phone-house

To end a phone call by slamming it violently on the ground. The motion resembles how an NFL player spikes the football on the ground after scoring a touchdown. This action usually destroys the phone completely which is why it is such a rare and exciting event. Most likely derived from the football slang term pick-house.
"I knew Steve was completely wasted when he took his phone-house in the middle of the bar."

"I was so pissed when I found out she slept with Jake, that I took my phone-house."
by michfoot83 January 7, 2011
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E.T Phone Home

Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.
"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"
by Sickoooooooooooooooooooooooooo November 19, 2009
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E.T Phone Home

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation
Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
by pipeline69 May 29, 2011
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E.T. phone home

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home
Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.
by Udegen May 3, 2018
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