by Emotions December 15, 2003
Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!
by Kris Webb April 02, 2007
A peculiar phenomenon that has been witnessed and recorded only twice throughout humanity. In certain circumstances it would appear that pheasants will stop all normal activity and begin to play chess.
"No way!? Checkmate in 3 moves, that's crazy!"
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."
by Kynum April 13, 2010
A term used by hunters for any type of dildo, vibrator or phallic pleasure device. The term originates from the "Pheasant GutWrench" a tool used by repeated inserting and then pulled out of a pheasant will remove it's internal organs.
Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.
Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute
Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.
Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute
Hunter 1: Are you worried about you wife getting lonly while we're away Hunting?
Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.
Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.
by 24879328792 October 15, 2012
by KarenGeee November 22, 2006
An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid
Hey beautiful, what's your name?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
by Bee's Knees! June 30, 2010
A person who busies away into the nightime, finishing work for the following morning. 'Night Pheasant' is a term used more commonly in Fenland vocabulary and often receives confused responses when heard.
Fenlander: 'Hey, have you done that Robert's essay for tomorrow?'
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.
by cosirockyoursocks April 22, 2010