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it's all gone pete tong

it's all gone to hell / everything's gone wrong / all's gone wrong / See movie IT'S ALL GONE PETE TONG
Once the new DJ showed up it all went pete tong
by Steveo March 4, 2005
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st pete squirrel

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.
maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.
by Scott Dorman November 24, 2006
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Pete Sampras

The best tennis player in the world besides Roger Federer.

He has an incredible first serve that rivals Andy Roddick's. His second serve is the best one of all time. It's known for producing aces during critical points. Pete also has fantastic smashes, and a deadly running forehand.

Sampras has won 14 Grand Slam Tournaments, and has earned the most career money off of tournaments alone: $43,280,489 (that doesn't include the several million dollars he's earned off of advertisements.

He also had an amazing rivalry against Andre Agassi.
Pete Sampras will fucking kick the shit out of you with his 140 mph serves.

He will pwn your ass with his running forehands.

He will anally rape your bitch-ass with his awesome serve and volley skills.
by TEnNiS_F@n September 16, 2007
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Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.
Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.
by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010
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pete sniff

I gave her the ol' pete sniff last night and it was pretty funky.
by kortmann May 20, 2007
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Pete Sakes

Sarcastic questioning of a situation, or event. Disbelief of terms of a comment received, or given.
Similar to "OMG" or "Oh My God", used in the format "For Pete Sakes"

"Did you hear that Dan lost $1,000 at a casino last night?"... "For Pete Sakes, are you kidding me?"...
by slugger_mn April 3, 2011
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pete steele

the darkly sexy lead singer of the metal band type o negative. showed off his monstrous cock in an issue of playgirl. mmmm! can't get enough of that long black hair and those muscles! >: )
hey look, that dude looks just like pete steele!
by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
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