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percy-storm

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a momentous tragic event involving unintentional destruction of property ranging from extreme misfortune to utter ruin.
see: percy-damage
A percy-storm sunk the boat.
by donkey81 April 8, 2008
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Perks Syndrome

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Overwhelming sadness and anxiety felt by underclassmen as a result of their close senior or upperclassman friends graduating.

Named after the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower, where a freshman's entire friend group is made up of seniors, but they are going to graduate.
I've gotten so close to many seniors that I can call them my best friends, and I'm scared for their graduation. It'll feel like losing an entire family. Perks syndrome has been hitting me hard.
by agreensnowman June 9, 2018
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A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.
The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
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Pervy Swervy

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Strange perverts who ogle more than one victim at once. Usually found on buses during school runs, and One Direction concerts.
"That Pervy Swervy cunt is gonna get it!!!"
by dannyCOcrane December 10, 2012
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An affectionate term used in recent days, that you can use to describe your prom date. However, this affectionate term has also been known to have a rather intense side effect. After being called a pesky sod, your prom date may then decide to steal all your protein shakes, and eat your car.
Boy: "Hey thanks for being my prom date you pesky sod."
*Prom date grabs boys protein shakes, gulps them down and then proceeds to eat boys car while he stares on in shock.*
by charlietheunicornwashere June 1, 2014
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Percy Spliff

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Derived from "Personal Spliff". A spliff that is just big enough to get one person high, usually consisting of 0.5 grams or lower. Also called a "Piner" or "Personal Piner" because the sliff or is so small.
Guy1: yo man you wanna pitch on a blunt?
Guy2: naw, ill just smoke a percy spliff.
Guy1: whateva.
by Ethan Mcgoon February 24, 2008
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A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.
Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
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