penistagger

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart

Bro you're such a penistagger.

by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018

penist

a person who assumes one's penis size

"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"

by smallpeem April 29, 2021

Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

by farticorn September 18, 2014

Penisternal

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.

Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004

penistoes

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

by molomer April 17, 2009

penistologist

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.

Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!

by Jordaninator August 22, 2011

penister

noun

VARIATIONS
verb: penistry

To commit penistry makes you a penister.

"God, Mark's such a penister."

by Taz and Kaik May 25, 2005