Reverse Pedophilia

The action of not wanting to be in a intimate relationship of someone older than you.
Guy 1: "Yeah i hear that girl has a huge crush on you man!"

Guy 2: "Pfft she is a year older than me."

Guy 1: "So..?"

Guy: 2 "I'm not into starting a Reverse Pedophilia"
by Tomoko6969 March 13, 2016
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Video game pedophilia

Video game pedophilia is a term that has first existed in FIFA 09 back in 2008 when EA has created FUT (Fifa ultimate team) for unlimited purchases of the game, resulting in turning the game into a pussy club. Now the term has effected many games like Fallout 76 and many other fucking games that have loot boxes in term of pay to win bullshit scenarios.
Gamer 1: do I have to fucking pay lots of money for a fucking repair kit in fallout 76? FUCK YOU!!! I'm PLAYING GHOST OF TSUSHIMA: LEGENDS YOU PUSSY CLUB LOVIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! FUCK VIDEO GAME PEDOPHILIA!!!!!
by RavenTrooper January 15, 2021
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Borderline Pedophilia

1)One who dates people significantly younger than them.

2) One who dates those barely above 18 with more than a 20 year age gap
My mom is dating someone who graduated the year before me and that would qualify as borderline pedophilia.
by Dsylexxxia August 26, 2022
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porphyric pedophilia

a person who has to be a pedophile to circulate there blood
my friend ben has porphyric pedophilia
by wisemanofthenorthwest January 14, 2012
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Pedophilia

Person 1: Dude, come look at this cute anime girl.

Person 2: That's pedophilia!
by Albert Aretz May 19, 2022
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Pedophilia

This is going to be provocative to many, but truth and logic speaks its own language.

You are. Thus, you are calculating on your options: life and living.

In this, you are in 3D space, and TIME. Tomorrow comes, bettle, tree, ape or human alike.

You, are build for fun.

Gratitude.

There are no other options.

Since we, for the sake of kilojoules, defines ourself through the perilous journey of hunt, to be here at all, hunt, thrill and eating, are whom we are.

Growing from ape to human, the conclusion is simple:

The meaning of life is to grow to become a serial killing rapist pedophile: life is shit. It has to be, and without death, no thrill, no worth. As such; discarge through the highest hunt, for the sweetest prey, is the highest stance of being human.

DAD
"AND.. He's a pedohile.." "Gosh, you really didn't overscore this time, did you.. :D"
"The dawn of pedophilia, the meaning of life, the dawn of the new man, GOD.. Were we ever wrong.."
by GODDADDY July 03, 2023
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pedophilia

Simply an over 16 years old person loves to have sexual intercourse with a "prepubescent" children, which is just before puberty.
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-Pewdiepie

It's a "pedophilia" hentai btw.
by Max.Br May 27, 2018
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