P.O.S

don’t say anything crazy,I have a p.o.s”
by morabands July 04, 2019
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P.O.S.

Punchin On Shit. Real definition of Steppers; Kross at your own risk slore.
"Who you in here with Bannz" P.O.S. you know how we Koming
by SlopDaGang March 05, 2021
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P.O.S. Parade

Also known as a Piece of SHIT Parade!

A P.OS. Parade is when you are trying to leave a specific location: your driveway, parking lot, workplace, etc. But a long ass line of cars coming from both directions refuses to let you go. In a parade like fashion, but If you try and signal they either ignore you or flip you off. This usually leads to the drivers behind you thinking you are purposely holding up traffic and will honk at you, becoming hostile.

This is usually seen in areas where drivers "know a shortcut", usually in straight through neighborhoods or roadways with lots of congestion. Can and will cause aggravation amongst drivers just trying to get from point A to point B. Commonly found on the East Coast!
Dude, where are you??? Caitlyn's birthday party started 20 mins ago!

Sorry, I've been trying to leave the Walmart parking lot for the past 45 mins in a P.O.S. Parade!! Nobody is letting me go! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!
by tigglywigglesdahomie September 05, 2025
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p.o.s

by Chick-fil-a$$hole May 01, 2021
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closet p.o.s

A secret piece of shit who acts nice to your face but is constantly plotting against you.
"Yo I'm hanging out with Nick again tonight"

"Dude not again...he's a closet p.o.s"
by Bonerboy707 January 14, 2017
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