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(noun), Poo Of Ordinary Size.

This definition is necessary in order to distinguish the poo resulting from an everyday, ordinary doody from that of one of unusual size (P.O.U.S.).

synonym: P.O.D.
antonym: P.O.U.S.

Note: The best acronym for P.O.U.S. would be "Poo Of Usual Size" but this results in P.O.U.S.. Therefore, the term "ordinary" is instead used--Poo Of ORDINARY Size.
P1: Did you just take a doody?
P2: No, actually, I just LEFT one...haha.
But seriously, yeah...I did.
P1: Was it big or anything?
P2: Nah, it was just a P.O.D.
P1: You mean a P.O.O.S.?
P2: Yep, exactly.
P.O.O.S. by OneDoody September 6, 2010
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P.O.O.S.T 

Polar Opposite Of Stereo Types
Somebody who is complete different from their steroypes.
Like for example an Asian who acts completely white.
Or a White guy who acts like a gangster
Or a Black guy who acts white
Guy 1"Dude that Asin so white! He's nothing like an steroytypical Asian."
Guy 2"Yeah what a twinkie."
Asian Poost "Hey I find that word offensive."
Guy 1" So what should we call you then?'
Asian Poost "P.O.O.S.T"

Another example
Guy 1 "God I hate that white kid who acts like a gangster wannabe."
Guy 2 "I know! He's such a P.O.O.S.T"
P.O.O.S.T by Zero0000 May 17, 2007
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p.o.y.o.s 

friend: (does something mildly retarded)

you: p.o.y.o.s!!!!!
p.o.y.o.s by plygndpro January 15, 2007

p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. 

Our p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. is taxing tanning salons.
p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010
an acronym meaning "people shitting on other people" used in situations when either one group of people or person completley dominates another in a sporting event,video game etc. not unlike owning or pwning.

pronounced "peasoup"
-"Dude you just beat the shit out of those guys!"
-"Yea i know i P.S.O.O.P -ed em"
P.S.O.O.P by Brock H October 30, 2007

S.P.O.O.F.A 

Spoiled Fat Ass; greedy, hungry, selfish, obese woman or man who get everything they want and sound like a pokemon
"hey, can i have some of your candy?"
"NOOO, it's mine."
"but you have like three bags"
"NOOOO, i'm hungry"
"whatever, you s.p.o.o.f.a!"
"huh?"
S.P.O.O.F.A by fatassstepdad December 23, 2009

w h o o p s 

*drops there custom made 'shoot the fucking DJ' green day mug and breaks it*
maRIE; w h o o p s i shot the fucker down
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