noun:
1. Someone who comes and goes without invitation or announcement.
2. Someone who only comes around when they need something.
1. Someone who comes and goes without invitation or announcement.
2. Someone who only comes around when they need something.
1. "He told me he needed help than just stopped replying. Than we talked and he was like nothing even happened. I don't even care, he's just my outdoor cat."
2. "I gotta bring this guy some food, he's not my outdoor cat but he's my cousins outdoor cat... so i kinda have to help out."
2. "I gotta bring this guy some food, he's not my outdoor cat but he's my cousins outdoor cat... so i kinda have to help out."
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Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.
She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.
She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
"I went skiing with the Outdoor chick once, the legend says she's still out there looking for Gandalf."
You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."
"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."
Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"
Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"
Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"
You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."
"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."
Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"
Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"
Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"
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