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orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.
by bynadz February 28, 2005
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orlando bloom

A young British actor of the lithe, lovely and mostly androgenous 'look'. Considered the 'next generation' of English talent abroad, he has a long way to go to solidify his position or even to justify his large earnings. A good example of style over substance... for now. So long as he pulls his finger out and works hard he should get better and stay the course.
Example of triumph of hype over reality and common sense. Bloom is an excellent study of a marketed product.
by Gizmo_LittleWing June 12, 2005
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Orlando bloom

The hottest guy on earth. Kind, sweet, handsome, a talented actor, and if you don't like him. it's all fine by me. But you still doesn't have to insult him or his fans, because that only tells that you're jealouse because you could NEVER be like him. Orlando has tons of fans, who aren't just a bunch of stupid, fat and ugly schoolgirls, but great and lovely persons!
by Trish* April 4, 2005
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orlando bloom

A hot, cute, good looking, young man with a face that you will fall in love with at first sight. (actor)
Wendy: Who;s Orlando Bloom?
Cady: An angel
Wendy: Oh i understand
by Lamp Lover December 29, 2005
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orlando bloom

number 20 in GQs best dressed men of 2005. most hilarious coment ever made was on this man in that magazine
by yermawsgotbaws April 18, 2005
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ORLANDO BLOOM

Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.
Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004
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Orlando Bloom.

A guy who has girls drooling all over him, while making males jelous as hell. My opinion is that he is a great guy, though his nose is a little strong. Has a sun on the lower abondomen, and the elf rune #9 on his inner right arm. Is a very clumsy man, but that makes us all love even more!
by Astàra Elfwood June 3, 2004
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