Opt-Off

It's gaining steam in the gay community: Instead of getting the full body scan, opt to get patted down by one of the TSA guys. When he's finished with you, rush to the nearest washroom and beat that raging boner off that you got from the thrill of being groped by a random. Then bask in the thought that, not only did you receive a fantastic sexual release, you also empowered the every-man and used the TSA agent as an unwilling sex-slave while saying "FUCK YOU" to the authority.

Man, Kerry, where did you go after the check point? I saw you rush off?

OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!

by beardgineer December 20, 2012

urban co-opting

Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.

See: vaguebooking (definitions # 1 & 2.) Obviously, Bambimasticator is Urban Co-opting.

by UDM111 September 18, 2013

I opt out

to all my fans I do my best to support and entertain you all but this has gone a bit far. You are all awesome people ❤️💛💙😀

I opt out

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019

Co-opted

Yeah, hey, I tried to warn you but you're being a stupid collectivist bitch.

Hym "Well, if you weren't a smug, retarded, asshole and you would have listened to PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN YOU, you wouldn't have to blow smoke up you candidate's ass to manufacture enthusiasm. My thing is being entirely co-opted here."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Opt

Tried looking for the definition of opt, everyone was wrong on here it an insult. what do it mean? I don't know.

Chad Chad: Bro you are such an opt!
Johnny: What do that even mean?

by keyboard_smash October 1, 2023

OPT

On The Phone

She got me OTP all night.

OTP with shorty.

Greg: Yo, I fell in love with her OTP
Jared: what does OPT mean?
Greg: on the phone you idiot.

by Karren 12347 quesadilla January 8, 2021

opt

a snitch. someone who is coming for you.

if you do something (like skipping or cheating) they will tell the teacher or friend. dont be an opt kids

Friend 1: Mrs. Smith gave me detention for skipping!!
Friend 2: damn! you got some opts

by mama_huh? January 18, 2024