It's gaining steam in the gay community: Instead of getting the full body scan, opt to get patted down by one of the TSA guys. When he's finished with you, rush to the nearest washroom and beat that raging boner off that you got from the thrill of being groped by a random. Then bask in the thought that, not only did you receive a fantastic sexual release, you also empowered the every-man and used the TSA agent as an unwilling sex-slave while saying "FUCK YOU" to the authority.
Man, Kerry, where did you go after the check point? I saw you rush off?
OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
by beardgineer December 20, 2012
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if you do something (like skipping or cheating) they will tell the teacher or friend. dont be an opt kids
if you do something (like skipping or cheating) they will tell the teacher or friend. dont be an opt kids
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