one-way-relationships

When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest

Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships

by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013

One way cuddling

When only one party is putting in effort during a cuddle; it would appear as if only one significant other is cuddling.

Dude last night wasn’t very fun because Renee was one way cuddling me.

by Creamcheesebagel July 12, 2020

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

ONE WAY WOODERY

One who orders food with out asking his partners if they need anything.

Boy is he a one way woodery. I want some coco's too.

by CMHMA1 January 11, 2008

One-Way Bitch

A person who likes to act incredibly bitchy, but can't handle bitchiness in return and gets disproportionately hurt feelings. Usually demonstrated in the interwebz, as one-way bitches rarely have the balls to demonstrate bitchy behavior to anyone's face.

Tiffany: Did you see what Sparrow said in the blog comments?!
Augusta: Yeah, but as soon as you give it back she gets all emotional.
Tiffany: She's a one-way bitch.

by Brittaful February 21, 2010

One-Way Crush

A one-sided romantic interest that the other person may or may not be aware of

Wow, I really wish this One-Way Crush thing would turn into a Two-Way Crush...

YouTube: Sixth most viewed video of all time
Creator of Video = Name of Facebook account
Hint: Browse; next to Search
Word # Four: already

by SuperDuperSecretNinja May 19, 2010

one way motherfucker

A person who only looks at the world with only there needs in mind

She wanted you to change everything about your life but didn't want to do a Danny thing to change hers. And you responded " what a one way motherfucker."

by rustedroot April 21, 2016