by Josef c Bokeyno October 16, 2009

A retarded/lazy way of doing a "normal" dab but with only one arm
It is often used by 9 year old Jacob fan's that wan't to be "cool"
It is often used by 9 year old Jacob fan's that wan't to be "cool"
by TooLitTooHandle February 2, 2017

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
by son of that guy October 12, 2009

Mr. Johnson played so much one handed skyrim that they had to put a cast on his hand and suspend his xbox live account.
by Chauncy P January 12, 2012

A website that is pornographic in nature that is usually looked at using only one hand while the other hand is busy.
Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"
by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012

by Überschwanz May 27, 2005

When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.
One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.
by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017
