OLMA is probably the ONLY all girls school in south jersey.
Not many people are aware of its existence and they all like to assume the girls who go there are
lesbian
fun facts
there’s dogs
there’s nuns who seem to be immortal
there’s good sports
there’s cute mr coyle (he’s and adorable old man)
there’s valore who is commonly known as the one who yells into the microphone and tells us to get out #bebravemoment
there’s prep boys on the bus
THE COOKIES
they often leave out the fact the school cost $13,000
they leave out the fact we get “free” t-shirts like every other week, but really we all pay $10 for them all to be in unisex sizes when we are ALL GIRLS.
They leave out the fact they are insane
they leave out the fact they all have absolutely no filter
they all leave out the fact they roll their skirt 50 times before the shuttle bus pulls up to prep in the afternoon so the prep boys can all walk past them and not care
They also get a vacation thing at the end of every year called a mini mester which cost even more money.
They also have a nun cemetery
They take way too many pictures
you could be eating lunch and then suddenly a camera is in your goddamn face
so if you aren’t photogenic this school isn’t for you.
btw don’t think you can get through one of those hallways without someones ass get smacked by their best friend
it’s a thing
so yeah prep boys, come get yourself an olma girl.
shoutout to mrs coyle, she’s a G
Not many people are aware of its existence and they all like to assume the girls who go there are
lesbian
fun facts
there’s dogs
there’s nuns who seem to be immortal
there’s good sports
there’s cute mr coyle (he’s and adorable old man)
there’s valore who is commonly known as the one who yells into the microphone and tells us to get out #bebravemoment
there’s prep boys on the bus
THE COOKIES
they often leave out the fact the school cost $13,000
they leave out the fact we get “free” t-shirts like every other week, but really we all pay $10 for them all to be in unisex sizes when we are ALL GIRLS.
They leave out the fact they are insane
they leave out the fact they all have absolutely no filter
they all leave out the fact they roll their skirt 50 times before the shuttle bus pulls up to prep in the afternoon so the prep boys can all walk past them and not care
They also get a vacation thing at the end of every year called a mini mester which cost even more money.
They also have a nun cemetery
They take way too many pictures
you could be eating lunch and then suddenly a camera is in your goddamn face
so if you aren’t photogenic this school isn’t for you.
btw don’t think you can get through one of those hallways without someones ass get smacked by their best friend
it’s a thing
so yeah prep boys, come get yourself an olma girl.
shoutout to mrs coyle, she’s a G
Any Guy: “OLMA is filled with lesbians right?”
Olma girls: “-_-“
“DID YOU SHADOW OLMA YET?????? THEY HAVE REALLY GOOD COOKIES”
“The olma leaf project will be the death of me”
Olma girls: “-_-“
“DID YOU SHADOW OLMA YET?????? THEY HAVE REALLY GOOD COOKIES”
“The olma leaf project will be the death of me”
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