Oldham

A town in Greater Manchester. 99% chav. Has a few Michelin Star restaurants known as McDonalds and Subway. Walking around alone at night will result in you being battered for your purse/wallet/mobile/anything that can be sold in a pawn shop or on a carboot sale. "Spindles" is the local shopping center. Has some well known shops, Poundland may be the best quality one. The school's in the area are sub-standard. Children can learn the correct use of the term 'init'. Anyone who waits until the legal age to have sex is stoned to death and teenagers collect offspring.

Person a) Kelly's pregant again init.
Person b) Who?
Person a) Kelly, 13 year old, had her first child last year.
Person b) Yeah man I know who you mean!
Person c) Utter Oldham scum.
*PERSON'S A&B BATTER PERSON C FOR CALLING THEIR FELLOW CHAV*

by BellaFlowers April 6, 2009

Oldham

Words will have to do....'Grim Up North' could've been written for this collection of stones. Nice on the outskirts but otherwise a sunami of chavness and thus a cultural wastland. It could indeed be the quintessential 'classless society' due to an extraordinary lack of style. Everything that socialism was meant to be! 'God-forsaken' would suggest the Almighty actually had been there once and so deliberately left it, which most authorities seriously doubt. A mix of Yorkshire rejects, Manchester overspill-uber-scum and the North Asian sub-continent. Market day reminding one strongly of the Orc army battle scenes in 'Lord of the Ringroads'.

Q. How do you know a girl from Oldham is having an orgasm?

A. She drops her chips.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 1, 2006

Oldaq

Oldaq is the complete polar opposite of a pablo, see Pablo

Man I wish i was as cool as a a Pablo, but in reality im a shitty Oldaq

by Oldaq January 15, 2018

South Oldham Middle School

Hot hell we hate it here The definition of stress and extreme amounts of homework. When you arrive you immediately want to yell, “what the fuck is this dumbassery?” Where juuling in class is a must, and everyone hates everyone. We hope you make it out

“Oh god I can tell she is from South Oldham Middle School. Can you see the detrimental under eye bags that clearly show her 98 hours of homework?”

by yeetyeetineedsleep March 13, 2019

Opdahl

A rare last name traced back to Norway, Usually associated with fishermen.

That's Opdahl over there, He's some fishermen eh.

by Updawg101 June 25, 2009

oldham

a great place in LANCASHIRE not manchester, sadly has been invaded by paki's but still full of good people. a great place to go out and get hammered. gets bad publicity as being a shit hole, which in many parts it is, but not all. home to the only team called "latics" in england albeit they are shit, 5,500 people love them!

person 1:wheres manchester?
person 2:its that small town just outside oldham

by supertad July 15, 2008

oldho

The most recent ex-girlfriend. Implying that there was a recent break-up or that one changes girlfriends so frequently its not worth learning their names.

Opposite of newho

I ditched my oldho cause she was always bugging about me getting high,

by Cptncoleian October 11, 2006