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Oil Change

The attempt of chugging a beer while pissing and finishing the beer before you finish pissing.
"Bro, I finally finished my first oil change!"
by CON-CON_24 February 9, 2023
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Mexican Oil Change

The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.
On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!
by Gaysofthunder69 April 20, 2019
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japanese oil change

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel
On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change
by shadowfox001 June 9, 2010
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Scandinavian oil change

The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.
I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.
by Oysters on the half shell December 10, 2012
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Edmonton Oil Change

When you creampie a girl and immediately after grab an oil pan and catch the cum as it pours out of her vagina. The girl then has the option to swallow the collected cum.
John: Hey man what’s up with your girl? She seems to be in good spirits today.
Max: Oh yeah man, I gave her an Edmonton Oil Change last night so she’s runnin’ like new today.
by Joe and Zack March 26, 2023
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Human Oil Change

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014
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oil change

To have sex after a long period of absentience.
Ashanti finally had his oil change after 2 months of being single.
by Nefearious K. December 20, 2004
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