Ocean City, NJ

A dry town founded by the Methodist community, like most of the area. Over 25 churches on the island, and the same amount of pizza places. September and October, as well as April and May are the favorite months of the locals because it is somewhat nice out and there are available parking spots. People don't realize that there is actually a town under all the tourists and that people live there all year. Not every girl lives in a bikini, but many do. Liquor and pot are the main drugs in the town because they are cheap and easy to get. The area is dominated by Republicans and has very little in the way of minorities, unless you count the undocumented workers that get paid under the table at local eateries. Locals are still trying to get parking lots that require a "local decal" so we don't have to drive around for an hour in our own town to find a parking spot during shoobie season. You have to have a lot of patience to live there, and you have to know where to go to avoid inflated summer prices. The ageless excuse the locals are fed about why they should deal with the bothersome shoobies? "It supports our local economy."

"I was thinking about going to Ocean City, NJ for summer vacation, what do you think?"
"Oh, I live there, and on behalf of everyone, please don't. We have enough tourists to deal with, thanks."

by perfectstranger October 26, 2009

Ocean City NJ

September-June: Devoid of life
June-August: Pennsylvania lives here
They are considering it being renamed Condo City.
Night in Venice/Block Parties: Suck
Cops: nuts on 34th street
Girls: out of their minds -see above post
Town: empty

The above post. Perfect example of what happens to people who live here

by hateOC September 15, 2005

Ocean City Style

When there are no toliets available so you pee in a girls vagina

DUDE find the key, i need to pee
dude its not here, go ocean city style on her

by flaxy January 3, 2009

Ocean City NJ

shoob capitol of the world, shittiest place in the winter, decent swells, visit Surfers supplies when ur there and preps pizza, also some pretty harsh locals, and theres so many smut european ppl there

hey guys u can get cigs at the 99cent store from that slovakian guy in Ocean City NJ! too bad there $30 a pack

by labatt blue June 11, 2006

Ocean City NJ

No bars = "dry" town = complete bore. More kids and families than hot girls in bikinis (although many of the lifegurads are extremely goodlooking -- dated one myself:). People who live in OC end up having to go to Margate or SIC (Sea Isle City) or Avalon for a drink and Atlantic City for any fun. A Night in Venice is completely overrated. It's a family town so expect to see lots of Moms with their kids, loads of PA tags, and yep, it is DEAD in the winter.

Ocean City NJ IS a bore; there are much better beaches and towns in SJ.

by Sandyd September 29, 2005

Ocean City, NJ

A city in south Jersey populated by PA people, douchebags, preppy girls, jocks (even though I said douchebags), and the general upper-middle class trash. All the definitions are right, the city is dead in the winter, after Labor Day this city sleeps until June. You need to go out of the city to get alcohol since it's a dry town, that doesn't mean you can't find some bud though. This town is something to avoid if you're not a family or the general lower intelligent "Jersey Shore" fan who's brain is fried from all the tanning. Also there are no hot girls there, unless if you're into tanned bimbos.

Guy 1: Let's go to Ocean City, NJ for a few days.
Guy 2: Nah man that's just spoiled teenagers and families.

by DudeInSkinnies July 8, 2012

Ocean City NJ

Ocean city new Jersey is a very privilege town and is very Republican it's also known for being a tourist hot spot for the beach and boardwalk and no Alcohol sold anywhere. There are not a lot of African Americans in the town

Ocean City NJ is a great nice place to live and would recommend visiting

by SomeGuyInNJ July 23, 2020