A Jamielantz Ortiz is a name for girls. There are a lot of Jamielantz' on earth but only one is the most ideal and perfect girl. Jamies’ are very fun to be friends with, and they are actual goddesses. Beauty and brains, nothing less, nothing more. It's rare to encounter a Jamielantz in your life so if you cross-paths with a Jamielantz, never let her go and value her like a diamond.
by taekook's wife September 28, 2018
Get the jamielantz ortizmug. A very charming yet serious fellow, has a few laughs now and then, has a very big appetite could swallow a whole town if it was possible yet very gentle wouldn't kill a fly. if this type of guy is not talking then there is a slight hum coming from him that sounds like Mexican or metal music. Anybody can get along with this person of they know how to take jokes and have a huge appetite.
Billy: look at that guy he is mostly serious among everyone except his gf now look at him laugh.
John: that must be a jesus ortiz!
John: that must be a jesus ortiz!
by senora pansona November 8, 2011
Get the Jesus Ortizmug. 1. artist who is said to have been a key player in the "destructivism" movement, smashing pianos and killing chickens in protest to the Vietnam War (yes, it's ridiculously stupid, but he didn't think so). after his lame career fizzled out and he helped found some stupid museum no one goes to, he became a professor at Mason Gross (Rutgers University), where the 74 year old pervert still teaches to this day. now, he has a much more important role smashing college students' dreams, telling them everything they do is wrong, and pretending he knows everything when in reality he knows little about anything at all.
2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.
2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.
by running duck December 10, 2008
Get the raphael ortizmug. A player for the boston red sox baseball team considered by many to be one of the best hitters to ever grace the sport of baseball...With amazing ability to hit homeruns he got his team out of a few jams in the 2004 playoffs
by Sixx12 July 11, 2006
Get the David Ortizmug. by keep0njeepin0n May 22, 2006
Get the LCpl Ortizmug. by Lefty’s imagination October 14, 2019
Get the phil ortizmug. lil racist boy who makes good music. He probably lives in San Antonio Texas and has a very attractive cousin. He loves to consume sausages into his body and often does fortnite emotes in the hall. Most likely slightly on the spectrum and is so TUFF. Has a high chance of being a tyler the creator fan along with a fan of Frank Ocean.
by vehzy May 24, 2023
Get the Ian Ortizmug.