oprah winfrey syndrome

If you disclose anything bad about your life, a person with Oprah Winfrey Syndrome will say they had it happen to them too. One day a guest on the Oprah show disclosed being sexually molested Oprah disclosed that it had happened to her too. Another day a guest disclosed using Cocaine, and Oprah said she did too. I'm not saying that Oprah and other's with this condition are lying, but they always seem to have a story of hardship that is equal, if not worse, than the one you just told.

here is an example of the Oprah Winfrey Syndrome

Suzy: I don't know what I'm going to do I just lost my job.

Pam: Girl, I just lost my job too, and I found out I'm not eligible for unemployment!

by FLINGSHOT September 20, 2013

Oprah Winfrey bitch

When "you get this pussy, you get this pussy, everybody gets this pussy"

Theres this one girl named Molly at our school and she's such an Oprah Winfrey bitch

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Oprah Winfrey Rawdog

While in a fight, taking out your penis and sodomizing the losing side

"I Oprah Winfrey Rawdogged this douche outside the bar."

"Damn, that's hardcore."

by Tuggyt May 8, 2014

the oprah winfrey

When you finish in your significant others face while screaming "you get it in the face! You get it in the face!"

It was so hot when we had sex last night. He surprised me with the Oprah Winfrey.

by PhoenixFury36 May 18, 2016

the oprah winfrey

When you finish in your significant others face while screaming "you get it in the face! You get it in the face!"

Oh my god, it was so hot when my boyfriend and I had sex, then he surprised me with the Oprah Winfrey.

by PhoenixFury36 May 18, 2016

Oprah Winfreyism

Most frequently seen on the Oprah Winfrey Show: quaint yet vapid and insipid New-Agey platitudes about life specifically designed to make you feel good about yourself so you 1) don't have to change anything and 2) don't have to ask yourself difficult questions that might make you think. They often assume the Bible is the answer to all life's problems. Replete with words like "inner self," "sharing," "healing," "New Earth healer," "Deepak Chopra," Doctor Phil" etc.

OprahBot 1.0: Did you see the latest episode of Oprah? She told me that I need to be a guru to my child and that the Bible holds all the answers!

Me: come on...those are just Oprah Winfreyisms and you know it...you're better than that.

OprahBot 1.0: HERETIC! GET HIM, FELLOW DISENFRANCHISED AND BORED HOUSEWIVES! punchpunchpunchkickkickstabstab

by traumaturgist July 31, 2011

oprah winfreyphobia

The fear of large black show hosts

I had to go to the dermatologist because of my Oprah Winfreyphobia

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015