Oil

A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the decay of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.

Female reporter: What about the oil?


Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?

by The BIZ May 13, 2005

Oil

When the food you eating taste really good.

Never heard this term used anywhere outside of central Jersey.

Ayo, this cheesesteak so oil bruh

by moneybagdan March 1, 2021

oil

What Saddam uses to bribe all of Europe!

Saddam bribed everybody in Europe and the UN!

by U SUCK DICK-TATORS OFF! October 27, 2004

Oil

One of the three major forms of fossil fuel which today give to much control to OPEC while making life difficult for western democracies who are now very sorry that they didn't develop alternative energy sources 10 years ago.

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

by zoyroy October 1, 2008

Oil

A myth, thought to have been discovered once but was then consumed a few mins later by America and starving Ethiopians who thought it was chocolate pudding.

Mmmmm, this pudding is good, don't you think Shaska?

by Connor August 4, 2004

oil

Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.


To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate

He oiled himself, so the sumo just sat on him until he passed out.

I'm oiled.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

oil

Think black liquid soon to be exinct on this planet. However the second largest wells just started pumping so the American economy is saved for another 10 years. Maybe. Good thing thers a new afghani pipeline being built to get oil to market others wise we would be in big trouble. Thank you Mr. Bin Laden for saving our econmy.

The oil was runing low, so gots us some more. Yee haw!

by Bush is my Bitch July 26, 2003