s.o.h.k.

abbreviation for School Of Hard Knocks. Commonly seen tattooed on or written by gang affiliated people of all races.

I come from the S.O.H.K., so don't try me.

by metalmilitant February 17, 2009

S.H.O.K.

An acronym standing for "Smashing Head On Keyboard". Used during online conversations to convey intense exasperation, frustration, or defeat. One usually doesn't actually commit the act implied.

"Wait...the exam's this Saturday? S.H.O.K."

by Visioneer October 14, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

s.o.h.

sense of humor. Normally used when typing

Person #1: Your s.o.h. is on point
Person#2: Thanks

by mdf12o7 July 7, 2010

N.H.O.s

Nipple hard on.

Sarah: "do i have N.H.Os?"
Amanda: "yes"

by Tomanda February 18, 2003

h.o.s.

noun, adj. or verb. From an acronym for "hint of slut". The badly-executed tatt job, the cheap belly piercing, or smudged mascara that can turn an otherwise unremarkable female into an object of unwilling lust.

My wife caught me boning the Polish cleaner and kicked me out - I never even fancied her but she hossed me out with a flash of her market-stall panties as she unloaded the washing.

That's pure h.o.s., mate.

by CrestaE2 August 18, 2008

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.

jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!

by kayham March 6, 2011