L.O.M.H.

A christian substitute for the LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for, 1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel L. Jacksons Car.

Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?

Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.

by Slefmruts Yerffej September 29, 2010

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H.O.M.A.

H.O.M.A. stands for hellhole of mysterious answers. These classes are usually full of kids who have problems with school AKA speds. There is often more then 4 teachers in the room at a time. The main snack in these classes is glue.There are several degrees of H.O.M.A. There is first degree, which is the worst. Over 90% of the students in that class are speds. In first degree you have only one to two friends in that class. Second degree H.O.M.A. is bad but not nearly as bad as first. Second degree has about 80 to 85% of the class speds but you have 5 to 7 pretty good friends in there so you dont go compleatly insane. Now for the last degree of H.O.M.A. 3rd degree. Now 3rd degree consists of about 40 to 50% of the class speds. You have around 11 friends in the class and what usually happens is one side of the room is your friends and the other side is speds. This is the official deffinition of H.O.M.A.

O boy i think that H.O.M.A. will be very interesting today due to all the mysterious answers.

by HOMA SQUAD March 21, 2010

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