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bloody nunchucks

While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.
Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!
by Kit-Kat-Kara April 24, 2011
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nunchuker

anyone who engages in the act of playing a Nintendo wii
i.e.-similar to a wiitard
Tom is an avid nunchuker.
by Blake Perkins January 3, 2007
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Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.
-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.
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numchuckery

being exceptionally skilled in the art of num chucks
man look at that guy, thats some crazy numchuckery!
by synergy12468 January 19, 2004
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nunchuckerate

the ancient martial art shrouded in secrecy in which zen masters battle each other using nuns as weapons.
dude1: you taking taekwondo this semester?
dude2: nah bru, tkw is for fucking nancy cunts like you, i'm going for my turquoise belt in nunchuckerate.
by vulcanwolf September 13, 2014
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Nunchucker

Ew, is that a nunchucker.
by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021
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Nunchucker

Ew that must be a nunchucker
by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021
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