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I was not even trying

what kids say when they lose to someone with something better in a online game.
player 1: LOL I HAD A PISTOL AND YOU HAD A AK47 AND I STILL WON, HAHAHAHAH TRASH.
player 2: Shut up idiot I was not even trying
by Arrow5000 September 12, 2019
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Not Even Once

The phrase refers to an anti-drug ad campaign that revolved around showing pictures of people in ruin with the phrase "Meth: not even once", general implication being that if you do meth even a single time it will suck you in and ruin your life.
The ad took off in the internet and was re-purposed, replacing "meth" with other things (X: not even once), generally meaning that the author of the image thinks that practicing X will lead to no good.
Someone seeing a woman's poorly-thought out tweet concerning a hot button political issue:
- Woman in politics: not even once.
by NKSedya August 6, 2019
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can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it?

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.
I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest
by redwings... December 12, 2008
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I'm not even trolling

When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.
"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"
by trendSetter6969 December 14, 2021
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not even with your dick

basically the phrase "not even with your dick" is used to stress how completely skanky, disgusting, or generally unattractive a woman is.
Guy 1 "Hey would you screw that dike

Lyndsey Lohan was dating?"

Guy 2 "Hell no... Not even with your dick. That bitch is downright fugly!"
by 1gunfighter1 May 21, 2009
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It's not even funny

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.
John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.
by Marnigus January 25, 2011
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not even cute

Yeah girl that bitch has her kids all wild while shes getting high, not even cute.
by Slim818 July 8, 2020
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