Norwich Man

A part- time ghost, a part-time instagram merchant and a part-time underwear seller named Pristiano Penaldo who only appears against Norwich city, a second division team in england but ghosts against other good teams

"I dont want to be like Norwich Man. He is finished"
"Norwich man ghosted against Morroco again!"

by Honest pistiano penaldo fan February 7, 2023

norwich tech

a school full of white ass hicks

damn, that hick must got to norwich tech.

by norwichtechkid October 24, 2019

Norwich Windmill

When a guy shoots his load into a high powered fan and it flies into the faces of others

Pauly was annoyed at Jenniboom's laughing so he shot his load into the fan to spray her in the face with a Norwich windmill to get her to shut up and to stop cackling.

by Hands and Boom October 1, 2008

Norwich head banger

Someone ugly that you would only consider taking from behind down Prince of Wales Rd and due to enibriation you end up smashing their head against the kebab house walls, hence head banger

Sheez a roite Norwich head banger - she spilt haif her kebab meat on the floor as I banged er.

by sticky fingered steve October 15, 2008

Norwich Free Academy

Norwich Free Academy Fucking sucks, all these dumbass ass kids constantly fighting or fucking each other vaping and smoking left n right you ain’t ever gonna get a break here, teachers are blind as fuck and ain’t nobody really give a shit, there could be a school shooter and everyone would just act the same as if it’s a normal day, can’t go a day without seeing couples making out, or kids fighting or someone getting high, half the classes I go to are empty because these kids always skipping and who cares? No one you’ll just get a stupid email or note saying bullshit, there’s always drama and people will hate you for literally no reason, you exist and don’t look how they like and they’ll fucking stab you, nobody cares, I’ve seen kids get bullied in front of teachers and shit and no one does anything, kids being told to kill their self and cut there self and everyone just walk by like it’s nothing, Norwich Free Academy fucking sucks.

Norwich Free Academy: we protect our kids!
Kids: *fucked up sexual stoners*

by Username69femaledogs January 26, 2023

Norwich, KS

A Drinking town with a farming problem.

A small town in the middle of nowhere, population 551 on a good day, 978 if you count the farm animals, but 42 if you count the people who actually live in the city limits. There is approx. 546 Caucasians, 4 Native Americans, .5 Oriental, .5 African American. 97% farmers, 2% teachers, 1% bums/liquor store owners/thieves/ or preachers. Most people who grow up here are known for not leaving, and raising their family there as well.

Also known as, "the hilbilly capital of kingman county."

JimBob-"Howdy Bo, you gon make it on down therr to Norwich, KS to sell your cattle?"

Bo-"Naw JimBob I go there to cut wheat every summer and get me a good hamburger on mainstreet."

JimBob-"Oh man they got a restaurant there now?!"

Bo-"No, it's inside the hardware store."

by slickafox January 12, 2011

Norwich, NY

A city in South Central New York. The main attraction in Norwich is the McDonald's. Norwich is 97.4% white so if you're black or Mexican, Norwich-ians will hate you (I'm not saying its fair, just stating facts)! Norwich High School is not big on teaching kids things they need to know. Many Norwich residents will stay in Norwich for the rest of their lives, flipping burgers at McDonalds. Unless they are the elite scum of Norwhole and they flip burgers at Burger King.

Michael- Hey do you know what time it is?
Nate- Nah, I can't tell time.
Michael- Oh, right, I forgot you're from Norwich, NY!

by Corbett997 October 19, 2011