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Noriretardation

A rare disease that affects some men. Noriretardation can cause a sexual attraction towards minors and just overall creepiness. On July 26th of 2018 Andy Howell discovered this disease after his boyfriend had showed some unerving symptoms. Some symptoms of Noriretardation can be small penis, creepiness, an unusual sexual attraction towards minors/siblings and obesity which is found in 50% of patients. Other diseases that have been linked to Noriretardation are Autism, Pedophilia, and Fuckboism. The NNA (Noriretardation National Association) has been curing patients all over the world. If you think that you or a loved one might have Noriretardation you can call the NAH (Noriretardation Association Hotline) at +1 (666)-666-6666. Don't let Noriretardation go unseen. Call today.
"Yo I think my bf might have noriretardation"
"Call the NAH and get him cured"
by tiny the loser July 25, 2018
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Nordic nectar

A combination of purple G2 Gatorade, sprite, and vodka. A very popular drink amongst the nords, very strong but tasty (dangerous).
I would like to order a Nordic nectar please.
by 6Nord9 November 19, 2020
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dude...did you hear the nordicating that was going on earlier?
nordication...ftl
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Nordic Blowjob

When a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth and gives you a blowjob.
Guy1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, and she had ice cubes in her mouth."
Guy2: "Yeah, a Nordic Blowjob."
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nordor

That Taylor kid is such a nordor
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nordic walking

What you do when you have no self-respect and have given up on life
My psychologist says I'm depressed... Fuck it, I'm going Nordic walking!
by Speler May 19, 2016
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nordic style

When a person masturbates 2 diffrent people at once like milking a cow.
jackie: hey joe and daniel lets do it nordic style
joe: Get the bucket and the lotion, things are going to get moooo-tastick
by TheDictionaryGod6969 July 23, 2017
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