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Nobstacle

Any driver who -
-parks on pavements or in cycle lanes
-blocks dropped kerbs
-tried to block filtering cyclists or motorcyclists
-fails to react and move for emergency services
I had to swerve around a total nobstacle while cycling home today.
by Don’t be a nobstacle! January 19, 2019
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nobster

A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
by Willis McGee July 16, 2006
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Nobsocket

Nobsocket: arsehole (literally, socket to put your nob/dick in).
•There are a lot of nobsockets in America (about 1/3 of the population) supporting the biggest nobsocket of them all, however most Britains know him better as the cockwomble who leads the U.S.

•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons

•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.

•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
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by Cassidy Church May 27, 2020
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Knob nobster

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end
That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore
by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017
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Nobsworth

Like a jobsworth but much, much worse.
The twat doing this audit is a nobsworth
by Dicky Miller August 21, 2018
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Nobscussett

A loose definition that describes a breast. A nobscussett can refer to the whole boob, just the nipple, or a small boob that resembles that of a nub. Truly is up to interpretation
Ellie saw Danie’s nobscussett slip out of her bathing suit, mistaking it for a mosquito bite.
by Geddm June 9, 2020
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nobshiner

Oi, nobshiner! Get your hand off it!
by nobshinerous August 18, 2003
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