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noble academy

A high school in Chicago that belongs to the noble network of charter schools. This school like the other schools in the network are supposed to be college prep schools but instead focus more on discipline by having harsh and petty rules. If these rules are broken it will earn you a three hour detention after school on Friday. Every friday is supposed to be a half day but if you get a detention they waste 3 hours of your life by making you sit in a chair and copy shit down from a packet using only your lap. There is also LaSalle which is what you get if you don't do/finish your homework. You have to stay an hour and a half after school if you get one. You can also get one for leaving homework in your small ass locker or also for whatever the fuck the teacher feels like giving it to you for. Don't come to the noble academy or any other noble schools. If you think you can handle the rules, you can't. This school will ruin your life.
Fuck noble
I hate noble
Noble academy- A shitty school that is made to feel like prison
by Armor Sucks March 8, 2017
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Ross Noble

The funnyest guy alive. Creator of the works borange and flump. Also invented "The Bast" - what he calls Guy Sebastian.
by Adam January 6, 2005
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nobetome

no body told me
Response by someone who screwed up
Don,
nobetome to delete spam
by amber January 15, 2005
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noble wank

To remain stoic and in touch with your spiritual side while engaging in the act of masturbation. It could also be to masturbate with a higher purpose in mind than merely the pursuit of bodily pleasures.
Father: son, did i just catch you tugging your meat soldier?

son: yes dad, but dont worry, it was a noble wank.

Father: Well that's ok then son, you have maintained your dignity. I'll speak with your mother and see if we cant raise your allowance a bit.

son: thank you father.
by Dasten June 2, 2014
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Noble Street

Noble street is the high school where once you are handed 4 demerits, you get an automatic detention. Fucking bitches right? They are very strict. If you even tap someone it’s an automatic 4 demerits. They let you have your phone in your pockets but once they see a tiny bit of your phone, 4 demerits. Teachers are on your ass 24/7. They also have something called a Lasalle. You have to go to burnside(our lunchroom) after school for 30 minutes if you don’t finish your homework or don’t do it at all. Even if you forget to do one question, it’s a lasalle. Oh yeah, detention is 2 hours. They give you a packet to work on in detention. You have to serve a detention only on fridays. On top of that, on fridays, we get out at 1:15. So getting detentions aren’t so pleasing huh? If you get a lasalle on friday but you also have a detention, u have to serve your detention then stay another 30 minutes for your Lasalle. Noble street gives you a lot of homework everyday :( It’s also full of hoes and potheads. There’s a lot of fights too and drama but what can i say? Be Noble right?
you go to noble street? must suck.”
by UrMomLickedMyToes September 29, 2019
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Noble Six

Noble Six was the main character of the 2010 video game Halo: Reach which was developed by Bungie Studios! Noble Six canonically dies in August 30, 2552 on the final mission: Lone Wolf! When he was stabbed multiple times by the 3 final Zealots!
Me: Nooooooo! Why did Noble Six die?!
My Friend: Dude it’s just a game chill!
Me: IT’S NOT A GAME TO ME!!!
by FriskWasTaken May 31, 2021
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chicken nublet

A word that is used to say that you are a noob and you are also a chicken. Mostly noobs that are snipers. Also if someone quits at the end of the game because they lost they are defined as chicken nublets
Dude that sniper sucks, hes a chicken nublet!
by Orrin Oliver February 29, 2008
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