Tomato

The co-founder of starmen.net, and a translator for Funimation.

"Who is this tomato, and why does he take medication?"
"Tomato is a Big Mouth Billy Bass. And he dosen't take medication; medication takes him. If you look on the back of most asprin containers, you'll see that the active ingredient is Tomato.

by Krem June 3, 2003

tomatoes

A pair of very nice big juicy Boobs.

Damn that chick has huge tomatoes.

by KFCConspiracy October 31, 2006

tomato

A 1920's flapper word for a dumb, silly, or stupid girl

I went out with betty last night and she is a tomato.

by Amy90 October 5, 2005

tomato

The fruit that is often mistaken for a vegetable. Red in colour and fleshy within, but beware of the pips!

Has ye ever heard of the tomato?

by Svelter July 11, 2006

Tomato

(noun)
/təˈmādō/

Someone who is both LGBT (a fruit) and disabled (a vegetable)

Did you see that float at the Pride Parade full of Tomatoes?

by Joseph Madder May 23, 2019

Tomato

Literally a tomato. Red and juicy. I have no idea why you would look it up. Dumb cunt.

“Hey I wonder what tomato is in the urban dictionary.
“Oh”

by Ye olde cunt July 16, 2019

tomatoes

A noob at games. Someone that thinks their 1337, but gets nailed everytime but the 5yo from down the block.

Tomatoes: Im 1337 at sniping at BF2
5yo: Hahaha I just pwnd you!!!!111!

by Squazel September 24, 2006